Gentlemen, start your cigarette boats (or not)

Picture hot pink. Add white. Add a fake tan. Add leather shoes with no socks. Taper the pants. Remove all visible collars. Recall the fate of Philip Michael Thomas.

Are we ready for the return of the Miami Vice look for men? Think hard before you answer this question. Your decision could have long-lasting and far-reaching consequences beyond the natural forebearance of humanity.