Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Note to self: open eBay account, file for bankruptcy

Writing from the eBay borderlands.

I have never even lightly browsed the merchandise on eBay, for fear of the inevitable destitution that would ensue.

B-b-b-but. This red patent leather 1950s clutch with gold-tone details? Starting bid is $9.99 (U.S.).

Come to mama.


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