Salve of last re(sn)ort

It's a perfume. It's an antidepressant. It's scary. And it's smiley. I mean Smiley. As in Smiley(TM) Antidepressant Perfume.

There is a vintage element here: the smiley face was popularized in the early 70s. Read all about the history of Smiley at happytherapy.com. Read and behold the crumbling shambles that is our civilization latest in olfactory therapy.

Their motto: "I'm in therapy."

Indeed.